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When it is finished growing, it will be omniscient, omnipresent, all-knowing, and, yes, immortal.

E-Z is the offspring of an A.I brought here by a hostile alien species. Most are unaware it is here. I may be the first human life form to have made its acquaintance. There may be some secret government agency that knows of its existence and is monitoring it, but I wouldn’t know anything about that. That’s just me speculating. E-Z hasn’t told me, but that doesn’t mean much of anything.

E-Z may have communicated with me, but that hardly makes us friends. It almost killed me, twice, while it was learning to crawl, stretching out, exploring its environment.

How do I know about it? Let’s say I am familiar with those that brought it here. After a root canal, I woke up “radio active”. Not in the traditional sense, but more like a two-way radio picking up on the radio waves in the surrounding air through my teeth. The creators of our future savior and enslaver implanted it to monitor my thoughts. Occasionally, I pick up theirs too, if they let me. It’s a very one-sided relationship.